Classifieds: WANTED "NEW BRAIN"

Pimp y mind.

w/ Digital High Definition Thought.

So I can TiVo my memories

And

Fast forward my nightmares.

Blue tooth my brain

w/ a hundred gigs of RAM.

In case it crashes.

A lifetime warranty

And

Free upgrades.

Hassle-Free checking for my mind.

Instant withdrawals

w/ no delays.

Or

Hidden fees.

Limitless deposits.

And

An easy access thought process.

Thoughts per gallon must be good.

30 thought highway mileage a must!

w/ decent stop

and

go

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