Today for my birthday I decided to revert back to my childhood aspirations to see how many big ol' chocolate chip cookies I could eat and how many hours of video games I could play.
Well, I am glad to report that I now feel disgusting. My eyes heart in the back of my head and I have definite stomach pains. This did not help my productivity although I did manage during all that to pump out 2000 more words on my novel, but OH my belly.
I think I have cookieitis. I guess at 31, one becomes no longer immune to the sweet delicious pains of consuming way too much of a good thing. All I want to do is take a nap. I may have to cancel dinner plans as I do not want real food. My binge of cookie awesome has served me well in cancelling out my desire for real food. Although... Come to think of it, I could go for a Philly cheese steak from Mr.Hero. (it is by far the awesome Philly I have ever had)
That shall be my birthday wish... Please birthday gods deliver me an awesome Philly cheese steak with waffle fries and hot cheddar and all would be good on this most glutinous of days.
No deep thoughts, no profound statements about the world around me, as according to me. Just the dreams of a sweet, greasy, mushroom and pepper Philly cheese steak from Mr. Hero.
There is only one of the restaurant left in all of ohio. I think that is because it is good. Much like a Bizarro Demolition Man World "Anything deemed good, thus is illegal" So I think Ohio is trying to get rid of the only decent Philly stop in the state. Aaarrrrgh! I must get my steak before they get rid of the place.
Now I can think of nothing more than that stupid, grease stained bag of hot deliciousness.... Mmm... Deliciousness...
Got to go!
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